Westminster Self-Inflating Whoopee Cushion - Model# 0052

This lasted all of 10 seconds, literally, although I can't fault the manufacturer too much. I warned my
7 yr old not to jump on it, since that's how the last one popped, but he did, immediately. It blew a hole
in the side, immediately. I won't be buying him another one.

Product Description

Whoopee cushions are funny! They make us laugh and bring out the immaturity in all of us. Who can resist the look of horror on the victim's face Reinflates automatically, ready for its next victim.

Features

• Self inflating

Billy Bob Teeth Broadway Baby Pacifier

Bought this for my 3 month old baby, she looked pretty funny with it, people thought it was funny. However it's heavier than other pacis and harder for her to suck on. We only used it to take pics of her with it.

Product Description

Billy Bob novelty pacifiers are top quality real working baby pacifiers. The novelty pacifiers are hysterical. Many designs to choose from.

Features

• SILICONE, ORTHODONTIC NIPPLE
• RECOMMENDED FOR BABIES 6 MONTHS AND UP
• COMPLIES WITH EEC DIRECTIVE 90/128/EEC
• COMPLIES WITH 16 CFR 1511 REQUIREMENTS FOR PACIFIERS

Prank Pack Crib Dribbler

I received this as a gag gift at my baby shower, but ultimately decided to try it out once my baby could hold her head up and crawl around a little. It works well as a formula feeder, although the mouth is far wider than the nipple on a standard bottle, so that wasn't too well thought out. Eventually the child drowned in formula. If I have a second child I might try this again, but since my first one didn't survive I may also just sell this on Craigslist.

Ninja edit: Yes, it's JUST A BOX. No actual product included. And, think back to all the other boxes you've seen: I bet you $10 you've never seen a better box in your life! Fact.

Product Description

Every baby wants to be left alone. Their young, developing minds, while constantly processing skills like balance, vision, coordination, and speech, are better served in a quiet, solitary environment. With the KindexTM Crib DribblerTM, baby will have the "alone time" she needs, while you enjoy some quiet time to yourself! *THIS IS A GIFT BOX. NO ACTUAL PRODUCT IS INSIDE/INCLUDED.*

Features

• Gift box appears to contain ridiculous products from clueless companies
• Just pack your real gift inside, sit back and watch the expressions
• 6 sides of real graphics and jokes will have everyone passing it around
• SIZE: 11.25 x 9 x 3.25
• Made in the USA

Black Drinking Helmet Soda Hat

The product came 4 days after purchase, looks just as it does in the photo. Nothing wrong with it at all

Product Description

Beer Guzzler Helmet, great for parties or as a gag gift

Features

• Features 2 cradles on each side of the hat for your favorite canned beverages
• Tubes insert into can; release drink clamp with gentle push and us like a drinking straw
• Perfect for a sports party

Christmas Lump of Coal (Set of 2 Bags)

Naughty children who have done bad all year but who still wish for Christmas cheer will find none here. This gift is a great delight for little evil ones who may wish to act up and write all over the walls when they find that for Christmas they got nothing at all but this coal in a ball. But, alas, in their anger they can not create more trouble by writing on the walls because the coal works not at all. Great gift for the naughty, haughty, belligerant and evil little ones!

Product Description

It's the perfect stocking stuffer for anyone on your "naughty list" this year! Set of two bags, each with two realistic lumps of coal (not real, so won't make a mess). Red velour draw string bags, one with "You've Been Naughty" , one with "Merry Christmas" embroidered in gold. Bags measures 6 x 3 1/2 inches; perfect to use as a stocking stuffer.

Features

• It's the perfect stocking stuffer for anyone on your "naughty list" this year!
• Set of two bags, each with two realistic lumps of coal (not real, so won't make a mess).
• Red velour draw string bags with embroidered gold lettering.
• One bag says "You've Been Naughty", the other "Merry Christmas".
• Bags measures 6 x 3 1/2 inches; perfect to use as a stocking stuffer.

Auto Inflate - Whoopee Cushion

I bought this to go in a hippo... although that was a bust... this was the most played with toy at Christmas... Talk about making grown men act like they are 10... Had a great time...

Product Description

"Its the classic whoopee cushion, but now only better. It will now automatically inflate after every use. A clever device inside makes this work over and over again. Please note: color and picture on cushion varies."

Features

• NOTE: Color May Vary.

Billy Bob Two Front Teeth Baby Pacifier, Pink Lips

WOW! I was so shocked by the needless venom of the last reviewer that I had to address them: It is a gag gift and nothing more than that. It is not a comment on our race relations, infant humiliation or anything else so ridiculous to be tied to a just a freakin' little pacifier. It is funny, I've seen it on several babies and not once did I see people hound the mother for any of the reasons you mentioned. Shame on you for making such a sweet and innocent item into some scandalized prop for infant suppression. Give me a break!

I recommend getting this for a baby shower gift, I know the gal who I saw get it was delighted by it and her son now gets a lot of giggles from strangers when they are in line at the store and he looks over his mother's shoulder to greet the person behind them with a "big toothy grin." For those of you out there with a sense of humor, this is a great item; for those of you without a funny bone, I am sorry for how boring and offensive everything must seem to you.

Product Description

Includes pacifier.

Features

• Contoured shield with ventilation holes
• Contains Silicone Orthodontic Nipple
• Kid tested, Dentist approved
• complies with EEC directive 90/128/EEC
• complies with 16 CFR 1511 requirements for pacifiers